Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 24, 1954

Transcript:

alley oop: hey, for pete sake, guz, what's wrong? guz: It's umpa, she's gone! she's been kidnaped! th' lemians carried 'er off, tha's what! guz: ..but they ain't gonna get away with it, nozzir! we're goin' right over there an' get 'er! alley oop: Why, sure, guz...heck, yes, my gosh! guz: call out th' army! Get everybody rounded up! we'll wipe out every lemian who ever drew a breath, so help me! guz: on to lem, boys, yip, yip! On th' double! umpa: for goo'ness sakes, now what's all that hullabaloo about?