Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 23, 1968
Transcript:
man: I am endangered by this little slip of a girl? Alley oop: 'at's right, paris, she's a one-way ticket to a morgue....but really, there's no cause for alarm....just whistle your boys back here with our photographer an' we'll leave you in peace! man: peace? Man: ...i've known no peace since carrying the fair helen here form far away sparta.