Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 10, 1970
Transcript:
wizer: don'tcha think you're a little old for a birthday party, guz? king guz: nonsense, wizer! if th' kid can have one, there's no reason why i can't! wizer: well, if you wanta be that way about it, i guess there ain't! when's your birthday? king guz: my birthday? wizer: sure, you know th' day you were born! king guz: of, that! well lessee now... it was back, er...uh...i...uh...i'm danged if i know!