Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for June 18, 1974
Transcript:
general: you will find that joining us has certain advantages, al-ley oop! for one thing...you will serve the emperor as an officer, and be privileged to wear a special uniform! alley: uh-huh! an' when do i get my ax back? general: later, my friend! you will have no need for it on your first mission!