Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 31, 1977
Transcript:
woman: Beebo, you're lots biggern' that feller! how come y'et him beat you up like y'did? Man: Ah didn't let 'im, momma! He just done it! ...kept poppin' me with that dang ax he's got! Woman: hmmmm! Well then, seems t'me what you need is somethin' t'even things up...like a war club! man: y'mean it? Woman: yep! man: Oh, good! Ah always wanted my own war club!