Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 06, 1998

Transcript:

Umpa: Sarge and his men got the palace back in order, Guz....where are you two going? guz: I'm takin' oop out t'see th' wizer! he's got a little problem! umpa: If it's serious enough to consult the wizer, then it isn't a little problem! What's going on? Guz: he's lost his memory! He doesn't know who he is! Umpa:?! Guz: He didn't have th' foggiest notion who I was until I told him! Umpa: Maybe he'll know who I am! guz: I doubt it! Umpa: why not give it a try? You can't lose anything! Guz: Okay! Oop, do you know who this is? Alley oop: ? alley oop: she's an unattractive fat lady wearing a crown! Umpa: ?!! Umpa: unattractive fat lady...?!?! Why that ungrateful %*#(% Guz: Take it easy, umpa! I warned you..... Umpa: You'd better get him out of my sight before I do something i'll regret later! Guz: C'mon, oop! Time t'get while th' getting is good!