Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 16, 2000
Transcript:
"That idea you had about me inventin' something was a good one!" "So what did you come up with?" "That's just it...nothing! I...Ow!!" "Hold still while I get this dang thorn outa my foot!" "There, that's better! I swear, I'm always steppin' on somethin'! Either a thorn or a sharp stone or...my gosh!" "That's it, Oop! Foot protectors!" "Hey, yeah! I'll bet no one ever thoughta that before!" "I'm gonna have some made up right now!" "If they work, everybody an' his brother will want a pair!" "Yeah, I guess I could make up a pair like you described!" "Good! Just make th' bottoms nice an' thick, so I'll have plenty of protection!" "Later...didjuh finish 'em?" "Yep! Try 'em on!" "Mebbe I shouldn't have been quite so insistent about thick bottoms!"