Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for February 20, 2000
Transcript:
"Th' Grand Wizer would like t'speak to you outside, yer highness!" "?" "What's so important that we gotta talk out here, Wizer?" "Guz, for the last couple days I've done nothing but wrap up sprained ankles and fix broken legs!" "Look around you! Moo is turning into a village of walking wounded! We've got a problem!" "It's the foot protectors! I'd like to personally strangle whoever came up with the idea for those things!" "They were my idea, Wizer!" "Your idea? Well, uh, what I, uh, meant was basically it's a good idea, but one that's obviously too far ahead of its time!" "I'll buy that! It sounds a lot better'n you wantin' to choke me!" "Th' question remains...what can we do to change the situation?" "That's a really good question, Wizer!"