Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 01, 2000
Transcript:
"Why haven't we heard of Clagget, the Magnificent?" "I have no idea! Please quit stalling and get me something to eat!" "Listen, mister, I've had just about enough of your..." "Remember, pet? The Wizer said to humor Oop!" "Yeah, I remember!" "Then cool it! I'll get him some food!" "Here y'are, MISTER Clagget!" "It's King Clagget to you!" "Oh, is it now? Then where's your crown?" "Hmmm! I must have lost it! I...Ah, there it is! On the fat lady's head!" ! ?!! "That's mine, alright!" "FAT LADY?!!" "Bump on the head or no bump on the head, I'm not putting up with this!" "Remember the Wizer's word, my dear...Humor him!" "Well, I'm leaving! If I don't, he'll have TWO bumps on his noggin!" "But...!" "No 'buts', pet! YOU humor him!"