Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 29, 2000
Transcript:
"I wonder where my ax is? I betcha I left it in th' palace!" A. OOP "There's Umpa! I'll ask her!" "Wait up, Umpa!" "??! Oh, no! Not him again!" "Hey, wait!" "He wants my crown! I just know it!" "I just wanta ask you a question!" "Sure he does! Oh! Oh! He's gaining on me!" "Oh, great! A dead end!" "Whooey! I sure am glad *puff* y'stopped runnin'! *puff puff*" "Listen, Mr. Clagget *puff* the Magnificent! *puff* If you think *wheeze* I'm going to *puff* give you this *puff* crown, you're crazy!" "Hey, I'm Alley Oop! And I don't want your crown!" "I...Then you're back to normal!" "...And if you are, why'd you chase me halfway across th' capital?" "Well, I..." "YOU COULD'VE GIVEN ME A HEART ATTACK, YOU IDIOT!!" "Sheesh! All I wanted t'do was ask her a question!"