Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 04, 2007
Transcript:
"I need you two over there for the debate now." "Good luck, Guz!" "I don't need luck! I am the king!" "Queen Umpa...Why should people vote for you to rule Moo?" "I'll maintain open lines of communication with the citizens of Moo..." "I'll work hard to improve our schools, provide adequate food and shelter for everyone in Moo, and above all..." "...I will ensure the safety of our country by listening to suggestions and warnings concerning dangers to Moo!" Moo needs a woman Time for a change "While not allowed to jump th' fence, I must admit, Umpa does make sense!" "Well said, Queen Umpa! King Guz, would you care to respond?" "Well...Umpa can say whatever she wants, but that doesn't change th' fact!" "And that would be...??" "I am the king! Case closed!" To be continued...