Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 01, 2007
Transcript:
"What I need is any personal item belonging to the subject!" "Will this work? I found it after Oscar disappeared and kept it because it intrigued me! We don't have these in Moo!" "A handkerchief! Excellent!" "With any luck, Oscar may have used it and left a calling card...His DNA!" "In our century, DNA has become the new standard in identification! Not only can we ID someone instantly, but we can track anyone's whereabouts at any time...in any time!" Meanwhile, in Moo... "Umpa! Umpa!" "I think it's time someone taught Umpa a lesson in what it really means to rule a country!" "I don't like th' sound o' that, Guz!" "She needs t'find out just how hard it is to be a ruler and always have t' take care o' things an' make th' right decisions!" "It's pressure...It's responsibility! She needs t' know a country's problems can't be resolved with a party!" "It takes more than cake to keep people safe!" To be continued...