Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 22, 2007
Transcript:
"You're not gettin' away this time, Oscar!" "NO! NO! Anything but being trapped in that thing again!" "Can't you just please give me another chance?" "I really have learned my lesson this time! I'm sorry for everything I did!" "Yeah... sorry you got caught!" "So, how about it, Doc!" "I want to believe you, Oscar, if only because I'd like to think that somewhere deep inside there's still some good left in you! So... I'll make you a proposition..." "So... what's your proposition, Doc?" "Do whatever time is handed down for your offense!" "Go to rehab and seek follow-up counseling that you will continue for the rest of your life!" "Do that, and THEN we'll talk!" "What?!"