Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 09, 2008
Transcript:
"What is it concerns you most? You look as if you've seen a ghost!" "Not a ghost, Foozy!" "I'd be willin' t'bet these small footprints belong to Ooola!" "But whose prints could those big ones be?" "Easy! They're yours, Mr. Oop!" "Arlo, those are not my footprints! Why would you even say that?" "I keep tellin' you, Mr. Oop... YOU are the one who had me send Miss Ooola to you..." "If it wasn't you I talked to, it was someone who looked just like you..." "...Only sick!" "He looked like you but with the croup... ...perhaps your cousin, Earlie Oop?" "Earlie Oop?! Why, he doesn't look anything like me!" "he's got an ugly hooknose and a low forehead... ...no room for a brain at all!" "...And you look different... HOW??"