Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 13, 2008
Transcript:
alley oop: There's not another guy in the world who's done all the stuff I have! I've been t'england, scotland, china, japan, india, nero's rome, egypt, hollywood and the wild west! Alley oop: I flew with lindbergh, fought hercules, took genghis khan's sword, saw action in th epacific in WWII and hung out with will rogers and rudolph valnetino! Alley oop: I've met cleopatra, julius caesar, napoleon, robinson crusoe, frankenstein, and dracula! I've even been to th' moon, fer catsake! Alley oop: Why, I've helped out people from just about every period in time! an' what thanks do I get??! Alley oop: Who gets th' party?! Moo, that's who!!! Who gives a flyin' fig about me?! Foozy: oop, my friend, it's just not true! You are revered by all in moo! Alley oop: Well, I've had it!! I'm not gonna stand for this kinda treatment any longer!! Foozy: Oop, I wish that you'd just stay! Why must you up and go away? Alley oop: I'm goin' where I can get this mess fixed!