Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 05, 2011
Transcript:
Driller says, "This letter should answer your concerns about government approval of our project!" Dear Mr. Driller, The President, while seeing the importance and the vast possibilities of an Earth 2, regrets that the economy cannot support any such exploration at this time. However, if you were able to find private backers willing to fund a top-secret mission, you would find no roadblocks coming from the White House.