Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for August 21, 2011
Transcript:
oop: Oscar! what are you doin'? oscar: I'm just getting a sample of this! oop: Why th' heck would you want a sample of that? oscar:oop, don't you get it? that stuff is probably oil! oscar: look, oi offered me ten million dollars if I could get mineral rights for this place and set up an ol drilling operation! oop: What?! Oscar: We could share the money equally, oop! think of what you could do with five million dollars! oop: I don't have any use for money! It's worthless in moo! oscar: I swear, when we left earth, I told OI I had no intention of participating in his scheme, but.... oscar: These people don't even want this stuff! They just don't know how to get rid of it! Oscar: We'd be doing them a service, really!