Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 23, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Please, tell us what happened back there on the ship! We heard the most horrible gunfire! Man: Behind me, a roscoe sneezed "ka chow"! and a lead pill split the ozone next to my noggin. Man: I ankled the lot, my hip pockets dipping gravel! woman: you what?!