Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for February 22, 2015
February 21, 2015
February 23, 2015
Transcript:
Man: I wanted to help my brother, so I thought if I came out of retirement and took this movie role, I could get enough to pay for his surgery! Man: What was the problem with bernie keltner hiring you, lana? Woman: He wasn't willing to pay me even half the $5,000 I needed for my brother! So.... Woman: Sigh! I thought if I went to the casino, I might be able to win enough to make up the difference...so...I bet everything I paid for the movie....and lost it all....and then some! sob! Sob! man: You should have asked someone for help! Woman: I did! I went to the only person I knew could help....stogie bertram! Woman: Anyway, I went to him to suggest the idea of...gulp! Woman: ...sending a ransom note to bernie keltner, their studio president! Man: That was your idea?!
