Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 26, 1997
Transcript:
Arlo exclaims, "Your sister Natalie is leaving Paul?!" Janis says, "Actually, he's left.." Janis angrily yells, "He's taken up with some younger woman! He thinks he's in love!" Arlo yells, "And she's coming here!" Janis answers, "Her lease is up, but I said I'd have to talk to you." Arlo thinks, "This isn't a sister-in-law, it's a tar baby!"
Robert Frost, I believe