Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 03, 1997
Transcript:
Gene and a friend are in the library. Gene says, "Tae kwon do isn't even in this encyclopedia!" The friend says, "What'd you expect?" The friend points to the book and says, "It says Gerald Ford is President. Maybe this will help." The friend reads, "A coward dies 1,000 deaths; a brave man dies but one." The friend says, "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations."