Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 30, 1997
Transcript:
Arlo tells Janis, "You know, you can be very suspicious." Arlo says, "It'd be nice to think I have your trust." Janis says, "I believe meaningful trust is earned, over time." Arlo says, "So my tombstone will read, 'Trusted husband'." Janis exclaims, "Carved in granite!"
So long as he doesn’t take a dirt nap until his nineties, perhaps?