Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 23, 1997
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Caption: 1973. Janis pulls on Woody's sport coat and says, "Woody! Could I see you in private?" Woody says, "Oh, Janis.." Janis says, "Woody, you know how I feel!" Woody says, "You've every heart at the mixer - you don't need mine!" Janis says, "Woody.. I love you!" Woody says, "I'm sorry! My heart belongs to Pat!" Janis looks angry and says, "Pat?! He's your cousin, Woody!" Woody says, "Hardly matters, wouldn't you agree."
I don’t like him!