I worked at a sandwich store in the early 1990s. The store did their own deliveries. An Army base was close by, and they were the majority of deliveries. We had this one regular guy who always had the same complaint.
Caller: “I didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
The next time he ordered, we put in one-and-a-half times the usual jalapeños without charging extra.
Caller: “You guys are either stupid or cheap! I still didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
After a few more complaints and rude words, I made his next order by pouring some of the jalapeño juice and tons of seeds from the jalapeño bin onto the bread.
Sergeant Pepper
I worked at a sandwich store in the early 1990s. The store did their own deliveries. An Army base was close by, and they were the majority of deliveries. We had this one regular guy who always had the same complaint.
Caller: “I didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
The next time he ordered, we put in one-and-a-half times the usual jalapeños without charging extra.
Caller: “You guys are either stupid or cheap! I still didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
After a few more complaints and rude words, I made his next order by pouring some of the jalapeño juice and tons of seeds from the jalapeño bin onto the bread.
The following week:
Caller: “Go light on jalapeños.”
Morning, Aciders!