Customer: “But you have chicken and pork meatballs!”
Me: “Those are premade, ma’am.”
Customer: “Take the chicken out of the meatballs and make a roasted chicken!”
Me: “That’s impossible.”
Customer: “Nothing’s impossible if you try hard enough!”
I tried very hard to explain why we can’t make a roast chicken from frozen premade chicken and pork meatballs. I think she got it but her husband got upset as he wanted to try to get a pork chop out of the meatballs after his wife extracted all the chicken…
When Their Brains Are All Meatball
I work at a very cheap roadside restaurant.
Customer: “I want a roast chicken.”
Me: “That’s not on the menu, ma’am.”
Customer: “But you have chicken and pork meatballs!”
Me: “Those are premade, ma’am.”
Customer: “Take the chicken out of the meatballs and make a roasted chicken!”
Me: “That’s impossible.”
Customer: “Nothing’s impossible if you try hard enough!”
I tried very hard to explain why we can’t make a roast chicken from frozen premade chicken and pork meatballs. I think she got it but her husband got upset as he wanted to try to get a pork chop out of the meatballs after his wife extracted all the chicken…