Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 13, 1990
I can't believe how expensive it is to raise a baby! By the time we finish paying for Zoe's diapers, ointments, prescriptions, bottles and clothes, there's no money left for entertainment. Fortunately, by the time we finish feeding, diapering, doctoring and dressing Zoe, we're too tired to go out anyway. Funny how these things work out.