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What did he say? Dr. Joseph wasn't in. I talked to the nurse. And...? No dice. She said that it's a good theory but it just doesn't work that way. Babies don't absorb food through their skin... You have to get them to swallow it. Too bad.
Fun fact: babies have taste buds in their cheeks. Perhaps that’s why they resist putting it in their mouths, and instead smear it all over their faces!