Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 19, 1995
Transcript:
What are you doing with that? Getting back in shape. This ten pound bag of sugar is about the same size and weight of a newborn baby, right? Right... The experts say that as an exercise, it's the next best thing to carrying around a real baby. Waaaaa! Sblufb! Whap! In fact, in many ways, it's better.
Throw it up and down, then repeat until she—the sugar bag—hits her head on the nice, concrete floor