Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 19, 1995
Z Z...! Oh my gosh! What's wrong? I had a nightmare where you were the victim of a nearly unsolvable murder, and I was suddenly faced with spending the rest of my life cavorting on the beach with a bunch of long legged blondes in bikinis! I must be watching too many detective shows. Sponsored by way too many beer commercials.