Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 06, 1995
! Look at me! What? I'm wearing sensible dad to pants with an elastic waistband, my pockets are full of Kleenex, raisins and Cheerios, my shirt has a big drool stain, and there's a Barney sticker on my butt. Am I going to look this daddy-ish for the rest of my life? Once a parent, always apparent.