Okay, tough guy... Put em up! What are you doing? Boxing with Ham. Why? Because he's a boy! Why don't you ever box with Zoe? Is it because she's a girl? No. Because it's not ladylike? No. Because it's a man's sport? No. Then why? She hits back.
I sort of fake box with my little mutt dog. It’s all fun and and games till he jumps on my stomach and head butts my face with his little brick brain. (True story.)