Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 12, 1996
I can't believe you're being so silly about Zoe's new friend. Silly? Keeping an older man away from my innocent little daughter is being silly?? What older man? He's three years old! Oh sure, he's only three now, but someday he'll be four, and then five, and then what? Huh? Then what?? He'll be six. Ah ha! So you see my point then!