Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 16, 1996
Am I glad to be home! My stupid computer was giving me trouble all day! It made all kinds of noise, then it just sat there blinking at me, not doing anything I wanted it to... And then it crashed! I don't get it... The thing is only a couple of years old! Well, there's your problem right there. What? Your computer is a toddler.