Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 11, 1996
Look at us... We're a couple of college educated, rational adults, and yet we find it necessary to avoid our own children. What does that say about us as parents?? That we're smart enough to keep the premium ice cream for ourselves? Shh! I think they found us! Bam! Bam! Bam! I smell chocwit!