Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 06, 1999
Transcript:
Daddy, can I play the Jingle Bells tape? Nope. It's March. You see, it's illegal to play Christmas music in March in a moving vehicle traveling east on a weekday that ends with a Y. Ohhh... Why do you make up such outrageous stories? The truth is never as convincing. Daddy knows everything.
It’s answers like this one that make me suspect everything.