Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 14, 2001
Transcript:
I am the Princess, and you're the Prince, so that means that you have to do everything I tell you to do. No I don't! Yes you do, because I have a crown! No I don't, cuz I gots a sword! Do! Don't! Do! Don't! Sounds like another tiff in the Royal Family. What else is new? Do! Don't! Do! Don't!
If history class taught me anything, it’s that sword beats crown. Also, guillotine does too.