Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 12, 2002
January 11, 2002
January 13, 2002
Transcript:
Has anyone seen my good felt tip pen? It depends on what you mean by seen. I mean, yes, I've seen it. Everyone here has seen it. What you probably mean is, did anyone borrow your good felt tip pen to, say, color in their new coloring book, or practice their printing homework, or draw pictures of beautiful unicorns on their arms. Did anyone borrow my good felt tip pen? It depends on what you mean by anyone.
Zoe: “What you probably mean, is that did anyone sneak into your room at 1:00 A.M. in the morning, open your briefcase with gloves on to leave no fingerprints to take your good felt-tip pen to color in their new coloring book, or practice their printing homework, or draw pictures of beautiful unicorns on their arms.” Darryl: “HAS ANYONE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD TOUCHED MY GOOD FELT-TIP PEN IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?!” Zoe: “It depends on what you mean by touched.”