Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for December 16, 2007

Transcript:

Clerk: And what'll you have? Woman: I need a medium half-caf, extra hot caramel macchiato in a large cup... with one-third whole milk, one-third fat-free milk, one-third half-and-half... two-and-a-half of those yellow sweetener packets, a dash of real sugar, no foam, but extra caramel with, like three shakes of cinnamon, a sprinkle of nutmeg... and two sleeve things because I'm sensitive to heat, and can you do it fast? I'm in a hurry. Clerk: Uh.. large hot caramel... Woman: NO! NO! NO! MEDIUM in a LARGE cup! They never get my drink right... and it's just a macchiato! Baldo: Yeah, imagine if you'd ordered something fancy. Clerk: Two packs of sugar... no... two half-packs... let's see...