Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for May 24, 2015
Transcript:
Customer: You ever notice those drivers on the highway who just stay in one lane? Customer: They don't move! So you weave around 'em to get ahead! Customer: then there's another one, and another one... Customer: So you keep zigzagging back and forth to get around these people! Customer: And then you exit 10 minutes later, and they're right there next to you! Customer: They haven't gone any faster than you! Customer: It's a highway mystery! How does that happen? Baldo: Maybe you need to zigzag and weave and swerve a whole lot more. Customer: I don't know... I don't want to be an unsafe driver.
i once saw an article about traffic and people who drive up a lane that’s about to close and then expect people to let them in, or drive up on the shoulder. a cop being interviewed who referred to some of these people as suffering from “a cranial-rectal inversion”