1. Top panel: Man is reading “Divorces” section of Legal Notices. Bottom panel: Man is reading Personal Ads to see if anyone replied to his anonymous “I Like Pina Coladas” message.
2. Top: Woman is thinking, “I wonder how much arsenic in his corn flakes would do the trick?” Bottom: Woman is thinking about Personal Ad she saw a few minutes ago, thinking, “I like pina coladas, I’m not into health food and I’m into champagne!”
3. Top: Man is Sen. John F. Kennedy (c. 1957) reading editorial reviews of his speech last night. Bottom: Man is JFK looking for encrypted message from Frank Sinatra with NY hotel room numbers for Marilyn Monroe, Judith Exner, Angie Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich & Stormy Daniels.*
4. Top: Woman is thinking, “How did Hopper match my dress with the color of the lamp shade?” Bottom: “Lamp” is early hi tech stealth personal information gathering device that becomes invisible when elected officials enter the room.
5. Top: The Ole Scalawag is wondering if his subtly hilarious luggage tag "ein lausiger Gepäckanhänger” bit from two Saturdays ago received all the attention and accolades it deserved. Bottom: No.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who’ll grab the cookies and run, MontanaLady, who may (or may not) drive 85 miles for 1 free meal; SusanSunshine, who believes she’ll just stay on the porch,; and StelBel, who enfolds herself in the purplish eyelidiness of cartoon bassets, would understand.
* Just kidding about Stormy – JFK would never stoop THAT low.
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POLLEN IN ARKANSAS – SNOW IN BELCHERTOWN
“It Must Be Spring Non Solution Special”
1. Top panel: Man is reading “Divorces” section of Legal Notices. Bottom panel: Man is reading Personal Ads to see if anyone replied to his anonymous “I Like Pina Coladas” message.2. Top: Woman is thinking, “I wonder how much arsenic in his corn flakes would do the trick?” Bottom: Woman is thinking about Personal Ad she saw a few minutes ago, thinking, “I like pina coladas, I’m not into health food and I’m into champagne!”
3. Top: Man is Sen. John F. Kennedy (c. 1957) reading editorial reviews of his speech last night. Bottom: Man is JFK looking for encrypted message from Frank Sinatra with NY hotel room numbers for Marilyn Monroe, Judith Exner, Angie Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich & Stormy Daniels.*
4. Top: Woman is thinking, “How did Hopper match my dress with the color of the lamp shade?” Bottom: “Lamp” is early hi tech stealth personal information gathering device that becomes invisible when elected officials enter the room.
5. Top: The Ole Scalawag is wondering if his subtly hilarious luggage tag "ein lausiger Gepäckanhänger” bit from two Saturdays ago received all the attention and accolades it deserved. Bottom: No.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who’ll grab the cookies and run, MontanaLady, who may (or may not) drive 85 miles for 1 free meal; SusanSunshine, who believes she’ll just stay on the porch,; and StelBel, who enfolds herself in the purplish eyelidiness of cartoon bassets, would understand.
* Just kidding about Stormy – JFK would never stoop THAT low.