If Cleo were “Lassie”, Timmy wouldn’t be in that well….
cos there wouldn’t be a Timmy.
The show would have been cancelled after three episodes with Jeff…
when they figured out she was just going to lie there sound asleep through the whole season.
Later, Cleo did learn how to act…. and she went on to a successful Howlywood career….
But that was after she learned to talk, and walk on two legs….
wearing make-up, and glamorous gowns…
with even a few sophisticated, cosmopolitan male parts….
for which, in a series of tours de force, she cross-dressed.
But she never did go for that athletic, heroic, get-your-paws-dirty, “rescue obnoxious kids from the well”…
If Cleo were “Lassie”, Timmy wouldn’t be in that well….
cos there wouldn’t be a Timmy.
The show would have been cancelled after three episodes with Jeff…
when they figured out she was just going to lie there sound asleep through the whole season.
Later, Cleo did learn how to act…. and she went on to a successful Howlywood career….
But that was after she learned to talk, and walk on two legs….
wearing make-up, and glamorous gowns…
with even a few sophisticated, cosmopolitan male parts….
for which, in a series of tours de force, she cross-dressed.
But she never did go for that athletic, heroic, get-your-paws-dirty, “rescue obnoxious kids from the well”…
you know… regular old dog sort of stuff.