1. Top panel: Kibble is not “New” – FDR bought it at Wal~Mart CLEAN UP ON AISLE NINE salvage sale. Bottom panel: “New Deal” Kibble dumped on White House lawn by kibble farmers victimized by trade war instigated by 1930 Hawley-Smoot Kibble Tariff Act.
2. Top: Actor impersonating FDR is a young Bernie Sanders testing socialism on dogs before PETA, FDA and London School of Economics will approve its use for humans. Bottom: Actor in FDR suit is really Senior White House Staff Mongrel who anonymously authored New Yorkie Times editorial essentially calling the President a Stormy Spaniels boffing, covfefe tweeting, poo poo headed, butt sniffer.
3. Top: FDR stuck in wheelchair due to polio. Bottom: FDR in wheelchair because Eleanor caught him stuck in Stormy Spaniels one too many times.
4. Top: Dog wearing red collar is commie Russian wolfhound attempting to collude with unsuspecting American dogs to disrupt 1936 U.S. Presidential election. Bottom: Commie Russian wolfhound’s collar missing after subpoena duces tecum served by Robert Mueller.
5. Top: FDR’s wheelchair assembled in Canada by undocumented Mexican migrant workers using parts manufactured in China from raw materials produced by Fredonian child laborers. Bottom: To save wheelchair production costs, cheapskate producers of Cleo & Co. use bucket seat and wheels stolen from 1936 Studebaker.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, MontanaLady, StelBel, SusanSunshine, & Alexikakos (R.I.P.? – if so, sniff) would understand.
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1. Top panel: Kibble is not “New” – FDR bought it at Wal~Mart CLEAN UP ON AISLE NINE salvage sale. Bottom panel: “New Deal” Kibble dumped on White House lawn by kibble farmers victimized by trade war instigated by 1930 Hawley-Smoot Kibble Tariff Act.2. Top: Actor impersonating FDR is a young Bernie Sanders testing socialism on dogs before PETA, FDA and London School of Economics will approve its use for humans. Bottom: Actor in FDR suit is really Senior White House Staff Mongrel who anonymously authored New Yorkie Times editorial essentially calling the President a Stormy Spaniels boffing, covfefe tweeting, poo poo headed, butt sniffer.
3. Top: FDR stuck in wheelchair due to polio. Bottom: FDR in wheelchair because Eleanor caught him stuck in Stormy Spaniels one too many times.
4. Top: Dog wearing red collar is commie Russian wolfhound attempting to collude with unsuspecting American dogs to disrupt 1936 U.S. Presidential election. Bottom: Commie Russian wolfhound’s collar missing after subpoena duces tecum served by Robert Mueller.
5. Top: FDR’s wheelchair assembled in Canada by undocumented Mexican migrant workers using parts manufactured in China from raw materials produced by Fredonian child laborers. Bottom: To save wheelchair production costs, cheapskate producers of Cleo & Co. use bucket seat and wheels stolen from 1936 Studebaker.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, MontanaLady, StelBel, SusanSunshine, & Alexikakos (R.I.P.? – if so, sniff) would understand.