Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for April 19, 2007
Delores: Hello? Heff: Ms. Tanzini? This is Jack Heffley from Barkeater Lake High School. Delores: Principal Heffley! Hello! Did you get my resume?! Heff: Yes, we did! I'm calling because we'd like you to come for an interview PLEASE DEPOSIT 5¢ Uh, hold on... Heff: Sorry about that. The school board had to decide3 between the football program, or long distance service.