Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 01, 2007
Delores: If you really need to know, I'm here for a job interview with Mr. Heffley. Clerk: Ahhh... The phys-ed position. Delores: Yes, that's right... Clerk: So, tell me this, then: How would you protect the quarterback against a zone defense? Delores: Beg pardon? Clerk: The high school gym teacher is also the varsity football coach... and football is extremely important in this town. Delores: Oh... I hadn't really thought about that. Clerk: *tsk* poor preparation is the key to failure.