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Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 06, 2011
Allen: Ever wonder why so many barbers are bald? Banks: I never really noticed. Allen: It's sorta like being a surgeon with... Well, without any insides, ya know? Allen: He'd be like: "I fix people's colons 'cause I'm not blessed with one of my own." Girl: Can I help you? Banks: Yeah, hi... I'd like the last five minutes back, please.