Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 11, 2011
Transcript:
Jack: Look, Nancy... I'm sorry and Kelli knows it! I don't need to take her silly quiz to prove it! She's in labor, for Pete's sake! Nancy: She made me promise! Jack: This is all that Dr. Phil's fault, ya know! Nancy: Uh, question #4... Jack: Pretend Dr. Phil is here. Tell him you're sorry and why. Nancy: Be sure to show your work.
He was interviewing Delores. Big deal. His wife should get over it and he should just go in to see the birth of his first child. They can hash out the particulars after they get home from the hospital.