Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 01, 2012
Banks: Don't you even care that Dew Drop is stealing all of our business?! Chuck: Look... He's the latest thing. He's a fad. All the hype will die down and people will come back. Chuck: And until then, we still have our regulars, like Morris over here. Morris: Today, I spoke at length with four plastic fish while floating on an iridescent raft in a in a bathtub full of yogurt. Banks: Ho-kay. I quit. Chuck: Now Morris, this yogurt - Fruit on the bottom or no?