Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for April 10, 2020
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Delroes: So I don't know how to use a lawnmower... What's the big hoo-ha? Chuck: Mowing represents pride! Pride in your home! Pride in your town! Chuck: Hometown pride! Banks: Plus, if you don't learn, they'll brand you a witch and set fire to you and your long, hippy grass.
Hippy grass?? Hhmmm “…Grass, beautiful grass…Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxenGive me down to there grass, shoulder height or longer…” Nope. Just not the same…