Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 19, 2023
Transcript:
Jack: Hello, Delores. Delores: Jack! How've you been? Jack: Good! Kelli and I finally got a sitter for a night out. Delores: That's nice... What... what's with the stopwatch? Jack: Well, Kelli doesn't like to be away from the baby for too long. Jack: Oop! Ok, our food just came. Excuse me, I have. Four minutes and twelve seconds to eat!
I realize new Moms are anxious about leaving their first born (my former was a prime example) but timing to the second how long you have to eat? Extreme.