Ben by Daniel Shelton for February 16, 2009
Nathan says, "Let's face it, Ben…Your computer's old." Ben says, "But it's only eight years old!" Nathan says, "You don't count computer years the same as you do human years." Ben says, "computer years?" Nathan says, "Yup. One computer year equals seven humans years..." Ben says, "I thought that only applied to dogs..." Nathan says, "Let me put it this way--your computers hit middle age...From now on, it's one crisis after another."